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In which she gets whats hers and wears it too...

Going to the only store that sells jeans that actually fit correctly, even though they usually go for something like 2 pairs for $50-$60?

Sucks, but you gotta do it.

Going to the same store, and getting two pairs of jeans but somehow only spending $26 AFTER TAX??

AMAZING.

Now, if only the rest of the world would come to the realization that skinny jeans are without a doubt the ugliest thing in the history of EVER and just bring me my damn bootcut. Seriously.
Chuck = Nerd Herd

In which she puts out a request...

Listen up, motherfuckers! I've got a new phone, and new digits. If you want 'em, comment (with your number, if you wish), and you'll get it. Comments are screened.

And I've got AT&T if it makes any difference.

ION, I really, really hope Oklahoma wins. It doesn't have to be by a lot; just one point will do. Yes, I'm a native Floridian, so I should be rootin' for the Gators. Things is... I was born, raised, and BRED to be a (Miami) Hurricane fan, and therefor cannot cheer for UF. (In fact, the only time I will support them is if they're playing Ohio State, and thats only because I know the chances of both teams suffering some kind of mass spontaneous combustion are slim to none.)

So, woot! Go Sooners!
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In which she lets her so you them... icons, that is...

!!! Icon meme from cazrolime! And I love her 'cause she's awesome and let me steal her code! *shit eating grin* Not cut, because icons are fun, y/y?

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HOW MANY ICONS DO YOU HAVE: 105 (NOT ENOUGH!)
OUT OF HOW MANY AVAILABLE SPACES: 110 (AGAIN, NOT ENOUGH!)
IF YOU COULD BUY SPACE FOR MORE, WOULD YOU: Um, YES.
DO YOUR ICONS MAKE A STATEMENT: A statement of manic fannishness wherein common sense has no room to exist!
WHAT FANDOM DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF: Probably Heroes, IDK.
AND THE SECOND MOST: Uhh, Supernatural maybe?
ARE YOUR ICONS MADE MOSTLY BY OTHER PEOPLE: Only 20 of them are mine, so yeah. :/
DO YOU MAKE ICONS: Not as much as I used to.
ARE THEY ANY GOOD: Occasionally. Depends on how much crack went into making them.
ANIMATED ICONS ARE: AwesomeIwishIcouldmakethem.

ION, A HUGE HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY TO hymenchan!! LOVE YA TAMS, YOU SAUCY, SAUCY WENCH! *throws booze@
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In which she wishes she were able to see the path ahead...

You know those times when you find yourself at an impasse, the kind where you're faced with a dilemma where you can see both sides of an issue equally but still have no idea which choice you stand behind the most? Am I even making any sense?

Here's the deal: MONTHS ago, way back around March or so, when Josh was still having trouble finding any work, he began putting some semi-serious thought into joining the military. At first I wasn't too thrilled about this, not because I have anything against the military. I don't. My father was in the Air Force during Nam, mom's dad fought in the Army, and Josh's dad was also in the Army. What made me less than thrilled about it was that we were just starting out and I didn't want to have to "let go" so soon. Luckily, a short while later, he got a job and the topic was dropped.

Well, its been brought up again.

Things have been getting increasingly worse for Josh at K-Mart. He hasn't been getting his promised hours, is constantly being harassed by a handful of his higher-ups, and its only a matter of time before corporate shuts his store down permanently. Add to that the little bit of money he does manage to pull in automatically goes to his mother to help cover bills that he may only see $70 a paycheck (biweekly), half of which goes to gas. Its pretty much gotten to the point where he's convinced that the military is the only way we're ever gonna be able to have anything.

We've already talked a bit about the details of what would happen if he were to join. He'd go off to basic for roughly eight weeks or so, come back home for a few weeks, then go back out for MOS (Military Occupational Specialty) training. Once all of his initial whatevers are in order and he gets assigned to a base, he'd move me up to be with him.

Sounds like a plan, right?

I know deep down that yes, this is probably the best thing right now. Like he said, unless something miraculous happens this is the only way we're going to be able to have a future where we're not constantly worried about how we'll manage to get through. What gets me is that, as lame as it sounds, I don't know how to be without him. Yes, I know I sound like a freaking Hallmark card for saying this, but I truly LOVE him, with every fiber of my being. For all intents and purposes he is my everything, and without him there's nothing. For the past year, I haven't been away from him for more than a day, and now all of a sudden to have to go weeks, if not months?

Like I told Josh, yes, what I think does have some say in this, but ultimately it is his decision. And whatever he decides, I'll stand by and support him along the way. The way I see it, our happiness and well-being takes priority over my happiness and well-being. That much, I know.

I'm sure I'll manage, it'll just be, well, a bit of a challenge.

[EDIT: WHAAAAAT? EARTHA KITT DIED?!?! *wails*]
Office Space = it's my job

In which she might take too much pride in a job she actually hates...

Christmas Eve, closing early, backed waaaaaaaaaaaaay the fuck up, shit ain't matchin', practically NO HELP, feet killing me 'cause I'm in freakin' heels (wtfinorite?), and yet somehow I still manage to get out before the two-person teams have in previous years.

BOW BEFORE MY BACK OFFICE SKILLZ, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Oh, and MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES AND BOYS! If the nog smells suspicious don't drink it!
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In which she has nothing original to add to the conversation...

In lieu of an actual entry, here's some shit I stole from IMDb! :D

Remember my fantasy Christmas Wish List from my last entry? Well, add THIS to it! Sadly, they don't come in king size. *laments*

While an actual remake of Charlie Brown Christmas would royally piss me off, I can still laugh at the proposed cast over here. Jonah Hill as Chuck? YES PLEASE. Keanu as Marcie?? My, what FABULOUS crack you have!! Rpattz as Pig-Pen??? INSPIRED BY TRUTH!!!

And, umm...

the give me anything meme


Oh, and here. Have a haiku...

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Muppets = Kermit flail

In which she wants more than just a hippo...

In lieu of a realistic Christmas wish list, I bring you my fantasy wish list. With varying degrees of fantasy.

Shirts for the TRUE music nerd. I'd say my favorites are the Giacchino one and "Film Composers Know How to Score". Y'know, because it's so true.

Speaking of nerdy!cool shirts... SKYNET. I wants it, precious.

Um, let's just say EVERYTHING HERE MUTHAFUCKAHS!
~ HOLY SHIT BITCHES.
~ Captain Eo props FTMFW!
~ Oh, look! It's Grays Sports Almanac. AND ITS ONLY $2000 BUCKAROOS!
~ The Nazis would LOVE to get their hands on this.

And in non-Christmas fantasy news (OR IS IT?!), Evan Rachel Wood has been officially cast as MJ in Julie Taymor's Broadway treatment of Spider-Man. So to recap, Julie Taymor is directing, Bono is doing the music, and now ERW is the female lead. Whose dick do I have to suck in order for Jim Sturgess to play Peter? Or for that matter, Joe Anderson to play Harry??