July 1st, 2009

Young Frankenstein = My BOYFRIEND!

In which she is thinking about working out a payment plan...

My boob HURTS.

After weeks of putting it off and putting it off, I finally had by biopsy done yesterday.At first it didn't hurt so much. The anesthetic kinda stung a little, and I could feel the larger hollow needle rooting around taking shit out, but for the most part it was just presence, and no actually pain. Now, on the other hand...


I've still got all the bandages on it, mostly because I'm a huge wimp and know I'll cry like a baby when I take them off, but hot damn! The gauze they've got on it is fairly soaked in blood, and the bruising is so ridiculously huge its not even funny.

Anyhoo, they said my doctor should be getting the results tomorrow, so until then I guess I'll just have to deal with it.

On the other hand, and aside form the pain, I'm beginning to dig the swelling. It's sort of like being able to test drive a new set of oogas, albeit just on the one side. If there is a bright side in this, and by "this" I mean "omgz eets kansur weez gotta remoov eet", its that my insurance will not only cover reconstruction on the one, but also fix the other side to match...

...which now means, according to Josh: "If you go in a B, you GOTTA come out a D."

Egads, how I love that man.