August 20th, 2008

text* = DON'T TASE ME BRO!

In which she was kind of hoping for more...

This has got to be, hands down and without a doubt, one of, if not THE most boring tropical storm EVAR. (I take that back. Fay earns the second most boring storm of all time award, while first place is awarded to Frances a few years back, when, even though the storm had stalled off coast, pretty much everything was closed. At least right now stores and such are open, and I'm still expected in a work. Yay.)

Now I'm not saying I want some batshit crazyass fucking WEATHER, but y'know, some wind couldn't hurt either. The eye-wall has pretty much been sitting directly over the New Smyrna/Edgewater area ALL DAY, and during this time has somehow managed to do absolutely nothing other than be a little damp. Not wet, soaked, or drenched. Not even soggy. Just damp. Slightly moist.

Sad to say, a small art of me I was really hoping that we'd get just one crazy strong gust of wind to come along and land a tree on top of my car. Or perhaps just flip it over. At least total it. Just so I wouldn't have to pay to rebuild my transmission. Because I'm lazy. And poor. And supremely cheap.

And unfortunately not lucky enough to have some random person come along and steal it. D:

ION, "I'm not gay, my boyfriend is." XDDDDDD