January 3rd, 2008

text* = DON'T TASE ME BRO!

In which she gives a (very brief) State of the Simpson address...

Things are fucking epic all the fuck over.


JGosh is making me happier than I ever thought I could be, and things don't suck anymore, and even though I'm sick at the moment and am coughing up chunks of lung all the time and will soon be confined to the console seat of a 95 Chevy truck during a five to six hour drive to Georgia, things are, for lack of a better term, great.

It's like everything piece of shit I went through in life (and let me tell you internet, there were lots of 'em) is gone, and everything has finally come together and my life actually MEANS SOMETHING and things are so insanely and unbelievably YAY right now that, I--

There are no words. None. Nothing in the English language (or any other language, for that matter) even comes remotely close to this.

Yes, I miss the internet, and I miss all of you, like A LOT. I hope to remedy this as quickly as possible. Thing is, since everything else is going so perfectly, I don't have any real chances to get on any more. :|

It's like... Well, believe it or not, showtunes are the only reference point I have for the state of my emotions right now. It's somewhere between 'Waiting For This Moment' from TARZAN (minus all the latin plant names, that is) and 'A Change In Me' from Beauty and the Beast. (I highly recommend you give them a read if you're unfamiliar with the songs.)

Verily, I believe this will turn out to be a good year indeed.