April 23rd, 2002

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Episode V: Figwit Strikes Back

[Entry originally posted here, on April 23, 2002 at 6:56 pm. Reposted for my own sanity.]

Argh...today's been somewhat sloooow. Not much to talk about. But since it was such a boring day, I decided to have a little fun with myself,(eww...you sicko's), which is when I decided to convert LotR into a musical. Eventually I'll write my own score with new songs and all, but for now it'll just be song parodies, (such a lazy git). Here's an excerpt from Fotr:</p>

And I said, "What about breakfast in Rivendell?"

She said, "I think I remember the lembas. Yes I recall, I think we both liked the Hobbit."

And I said, "Y'know that's the One Ring he's got."

And although I'm not sure where to insert it, I figured that I would let the Hobbits sing the theme from "Hair".


Here's a bit of good news for 'ya: I've decided to go off to my friends abode later tomorrow night, so this wont be my last post before I leave. HURRAH!

Speaking of that, I'm expecting this weekend to turn into another session of Politics 101,(why the judging system is so corrupt is beyond me). Still, I can't wait for Thursday to come,(13-hour bus ride, GO ME!!). Once I finally get to SC, I'l be a bit closer to m'dear friend Falcon, (incase your don't know, she's off orc-slaying in Mordor). Ahh, can feel her presence already...with my force capabilities and all.


Ick! Today I found out the hard way that I don't digest sesame seeds very well. Not pleasant. Now I'll have to resort back to eating the innocent,(and not-so-innocent, they taste better) at RZ. Still full fron last time, (flaky foods have a tendency to take a long time). And you thought ducks were vegetarians...


The Figgs of Wrath:

Hmm...I suspect the Fig-miester has heard of my tracking him, and is onto my every move. Hasn't been much movement lately. Perhaps I should switch to wearing camoflage shirts to keep hidden. Maybe he's still upset about the whole piggy-back fiasco on the bus? Silly dotard! I just couldn't contain myself, given the oppurtunity and all.

And what's this about starting a FAHA subsidery called FAFA?! For shame, I'm only trying to HELP poor Figgy...

Figwit/Bret enCOUNTERs: 0 (Not for long, MWAHAHAHAHA!!!)

Prettiest: Figwit...sorry Eli